What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Call Jokes
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
