Call jokes
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"