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"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.