What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Call Jokes
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
