Call jokes
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.