Call jokes
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.