Call jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.