If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Call Jokes
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
