Call jokes
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.