What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
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What the you call a couple of orphans a coupleorphans
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
