Call jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."