Call jokes
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.