Call jokes
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
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What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.