What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Call Jokes
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
