Call jokes
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.