Butt jokes
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Shit.
you.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!