Your mom a so stupid she thought eating ass was cannibalism

Hey stinks you know why cuz ur butts dry

What did the dentist say to the butt? - That’s the largest cavity I’ve ever seen!

What did the left butt cheek say to the right?

Trump 2020

Are you wearing a diaper Because your butt looks so saggy

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

buccellati

If I was going to the doctor he asked me to turn around and he stuck a nettle in my ass

Toilet paper cried across the road

Butt cracks

Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom

timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see

Why’d the snake cross the road? It was in the chickens butt.

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.

What did the fish say to the other fish? you have a big butt! the other fish said, we dont have butts…

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack

suck my butts queer

I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach so I walked up to her and said LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!!!

Knock knock
Who there The butt The butt who The butt goes mooooo

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