Butt jokes

How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.

What do you call a butt that kills people?

An ASSassin :)

Why did the butt fart?

Because they don't know the words.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?

A. A butt load.

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.

He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.

He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.

Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."

Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.

Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heyo: 👅🍑

Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!

Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".

Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

You think your friends get butthurt?

That's gay guys.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.