Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load

what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach
SANDY CHEEKS

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack

[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf

Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”

Your butt is bigger than uranus

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

Your butt so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

What do butts say. Help me I’m getting wiped clean

So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

What is the last thing that goes through a fly’s head when it hits the windshield? It’s butt.

A kid came from school. His mother said “What did you do in school?” The boy replied “I had sex with my my Teacher” She said “OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!” He waited, then his dad walked in and said “Your mother told me what you did. I’m proud of you son. Let’s go buy you a bicycle.” When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said “I can’t, my butt is sore” Dad said “Why is your butt sore” The Boy said “Because I had sex with my teacher”.

What’re you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it’s her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down…and have sex with her sooooo fast “BURP” that she WON’T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT… the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says ‘I dont know but my butt hurts real bad’.

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