Butt jokes

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

you.

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Your butt is bigger than Uranus!

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.

Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?

A. A butt load.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

What did the dentist say to the butt?

"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"

Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.

Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.

He didn't get the job.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.