Butt jokes
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?