Butt Jokes

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?

Nut in the butt

[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope

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I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Your butt is bigger than uranus

Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence

So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

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Your butt so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load

why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for a butt!!

Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!

Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job