I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”

Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.

what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

What’re you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

Toilet paper cried across the road

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.


Doctor? Can I please have a new butt. My old one has a hole and a crack it it.