Butt Jokes

Whats one plus one

Yo mama

What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater

why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for a butt!!

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS

Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"

Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?

Nut in the butt

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."

What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

Euro-peein

Your butt is bigger than uranus

butt hehe

So here’s Uranus where’s my anus

Butter butter and butter please please bring me butter

A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says¨Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it¨ and the other friend says¨Butt He is¨.