[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
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What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS
Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for a butt!!
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Your butt is bigger than uranus
What did one butthole say to the other? I don't know WHAT got into me last night!
Your butt so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reseed
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!
