Butt jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Memes
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.