Butt jokes

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."

The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"

The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."

"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

What did the dentist say to the butt?

"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"

There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"