Butt jokes
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Dick butt.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
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Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.