Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Whats one plus one
Yo mama
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Is butt check one word or do I have to spread it
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
