Butt jokes
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
WTF GOIN ON IN OHIO
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
I'm psychicking your butt.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.