Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Uff.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
