Butt jokes
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Roses are red lord give me peace
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Uff.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.