Butt jokes
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Butt cracks.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
I only trust people that like big butts.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.