Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad..... IM GOUING TO LAUGH
I like the satisfying sounds of ur butt being spanked
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
Why are butts salty Because there buttered
Toilet paper cried across the road
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through??
who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS
you’re so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
“A B C D E F G, get ur butt off of me”
A child ask his father “ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks “How did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says “Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” ———-Fungeye
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A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.
What did one Cheek say to the over cheek. It is a squash in here
2 friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay. the 2 walked up the their buddy and said, get down! and he kneeled down .
What do butts say. Help me I’m getting wiped clean
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates
Which is the worst place to sit at inna wedding ? Between 2 buttcheeks
If I was going to the doctor he asked me to turn around and he stuck a nettle in my ass
y did the ox get kicked out of the herd
because it wasnt being an ox it was being a butt-ox..!
