Butt

Butt jokes

Poker

Why do butts always win at poker?

They always hold the best PAIRS!

Cheek

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

Phone

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

Memes

Rose

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Butt crack

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Uncle

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Shit

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

Ass

There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Day

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Toilet

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?