Butt jokes
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
THE WJE PURGE HAS STARTED!
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Herrit?