Butt jokes
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
My ass itches.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.