A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Eat my butt.
you.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
