Butt jokes
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
The butt quack one.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?