She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Suck my butts, queer.
