Butt Jokes

Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.

He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.

He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.

Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."

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Why did the butthole get angry?

So it could wipe every human, snipe.

Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.

The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.

What do you call a butt that kills people?

An ASSassin :)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The butt.

The butt who?

The butt goes mooooo!

If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

Euro-peein'.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anal.

Butthole.

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

I'm psychicking your butt.

What is the butt’s favorite computer?

The Tushiba.

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."

The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"

The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.