What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Butthole.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I'm psychicking your butt.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
