But jokes

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Big butt

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.