But jokes

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.