But jokes

But when?

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.