But jokes

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

I would tell you a joke about pizza,

but it's too cheesy.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

What hates men but would have no life without men?

A triggered feminist.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.