But jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Why can't orphans buy chips?

Because they're family sized!

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.