What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
