What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Business Jokes
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
