Trump tie jokes

People

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

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    • People

    People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

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    • Tie

    Why are Trump's ties so long?

    Because they go all the way to Russia.

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    • Million

    In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

    Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

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    • Donald Trump

    Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

    He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

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    • Donald Trump

    How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

    By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

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    • Difference

    What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

    A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

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