New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit scucide. (YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
If two feminazis are carpet munchers which one in the lesbian relationship cooks? They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
why can't Mexicans play uno because there to busy stealing all the green cards
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
what do call a nozy mexican ? thats nacho buisness
Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business
what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
NUNYA Business!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
Your forehead so big it takes 3-4 business days
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
