What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
