What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
