I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Business Jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
