Business jokes
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.