Business jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.