I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
NUNYA Business!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Your forehead so big it takes 3-4 business days
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
