What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
