Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
why cant orphans open a family business. because there is no family
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"
I know, it's an awful joke.
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home and I will get back with him tomorrow morning
