Building jokes
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"