Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
