Building jokes

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"