What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
