Building

Building Jokes

Twin Towers

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Hospital

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Religion

Why can't religion and science agree?

Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.

Class

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Orphanage

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Victim

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Tower

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Twin

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Tower

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"