Building jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Memes
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.