Building jokes
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!