Building jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
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I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.