Building jokes
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Memes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
I donโt trust stairs because theyโre always up to something.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.