Building jokes
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
welp u alr know what it is
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!