How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
September 11 bring your plane to work day
You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die? ̈
You reply with: ̈Surrounded by friends ̈