What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide because you won’t bring back afterwards
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooyer Jokes
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 1) To drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
