A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.
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Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
