You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
A woman has been raped by a man, she calls the police and a policeman shows up - Woman: Please help officer I have been raped! Officer: No problem ma'am, I will just unrape you Woman: Whhat? Unrape me? How?
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
