What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school
So I had him bring my wife
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school
Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school
