Bringing Jokes

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school. They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher confreneces

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Teacher:every1 tomorrow is bring your mom to school day Me:srry but my moms not gonna make Teacher:why Me: im an orphan bitch

to RANDYYYY,

hi randy this is ALYA i dont want. to fight with you if your an orphan and you do know about your past you probably get sad right? well these jokes just bring up the bad times up for me.

-ALYA with love

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them

Hi guys. I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also quote for the day and advice. Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow just look forward today. there are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opions and those opions are probley what u don't like but don't bring negitvity on them just because of what there saying. If you chose you probley say (I don't understand that statement but it does sound good." This is not a drama site it a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?

To COUNT his BARS

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his RHYME TIME

A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”