Breakfast jokes

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

What age is served for breakfast?

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."

What cereal do I eat?

Captain Bolts.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it breaks fast.

What two things can you never have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner!

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺

Rabbit poop is cereal.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!