Breakfast jokes
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
My day started out great until I woke up.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
I love eggs!
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.