Breakfast jokes
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.