What age is served for breakfast?
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
why can't orphans have cerial: because their dad didn't come back with the milk
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
how is your cerial o wait.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you...
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Eggs
You crack me up
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
