Breakfast Jokes

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy

What do africans eat for breakfast

E-Bola Cornflakes

What do orphans eat for breakfast

Daddy.o's

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Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,

The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

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Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast because there is no parent to feed them

Making a comforting breakfast But you have a knife.

I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth

Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?