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When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
poop of rabbits is cereal
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
my dads just like my eggs....runny🤣😭🥺
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
why can't orphans have cerial: because their dad didn't come back with the milk
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you...
how is your cerial o wait.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Eggs
You crack me up
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
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