A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Cereal.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
