Breakfast

Breakfast Jokes

Cereal

Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

Gf: Just lying in bed.

Bf: Just lying in bed?

Gf: And eating cereal.

Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

Gf: Eat my cereal.

Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Egg

A person laughs every day.

"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

Egg

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

Bacon

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

Egg Yolk

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

Yolk

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

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  • Pencil

    What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

    What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

    Cereal

    Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

    The adult person I asked: Cereal?

    Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

    The person: Yes.

    Me: WHAT?!!!??!!

    Lesbian

    Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

    Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

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  • Egg

    Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.

    Toaster

    I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

    Egg

    You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

    They crack each other up!