Breakfast jokes
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Corn flake.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Toaster Strudel
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
I think you're eggcellent!
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Good morning!