what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
I LOVE EGGS
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
