A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
My day started out great until I woke up
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
I LOVE EGGS
