Breakfast jokes
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Good morning.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.