Whatโs the LGBTQ+โs favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:๐คฆ
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
what age is served for breakfast
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? food
To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
