Breakfast Jokes

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

bro

A picture of a young man with a slight grin on his face, positioned in front of a plain wall. The text overlayed in the image reads: "CEREAL IS LIKE BREAKFAST SOUP".

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.

I love eggs!

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What did the meditating egg say?

A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.