Breakfast

Breakfast jokes

Dad

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

Egg

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

Cereal

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Egg

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Dad

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Orphan

Whatโ€™s an orphanโ€™s favorite cereal?

Because itโ€™s the only magical string in his life.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Toaster

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Guy

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Orphan

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Cereal

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

Bed

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.