Breakfast jokes
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!