Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
what age is served for breakfast
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
poop of rabbits is cereal
my dads just like my eggs....runny🤣😭🥺
why can't orphans have cerial: because their dad didn't come back with the milk
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
how is your cerial o wait.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you...
