Breakfast jokes
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Corn flake.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"