Breakfast jokes
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Memes
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Whatโs an orphanโs favorite cereal?
Because itโs the only magical string in his life.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! ๐คฆ
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.