Brain jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.