Brain Jokes

Riddles not jokes.

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

And last one:

What can rule, but not command?

Tell me the answers in the comments.

Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.

I wanted to get brain surgery.

I changed my mind.

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"