Brain jokes
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.