Brain jokes
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.