JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a monday and didn't end til' sunday
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
Beautiful people should read this quote: “God gave you beauty but not brains.”
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.