Brain jokes

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

Don’t worry if you have a stroke.

You’ll be all right.

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."