Brain jokes
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Random post #3
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
You have more chin than brain cells!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”