Brain jokes
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.