Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they outside my head
The brain named itself, and when the brain realised that it named itseld, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches? No brain no pain.
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
If you can’t touch your brain are see your brain you don’t have a brain?
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
you know why I have so low IQ? its because the left side of my brain gets nothing right and the right side of my brain has nothing left
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.
