What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Donât worry if you have a stroke.
Youâll be all right.
Whatâs the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
