Michelangelo jokes

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.