Michelangelo jokes
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
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What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Despite Michael Jackson鈥檚 legal problems while he was alive, McDonald鈥檚 is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They鈥檙e going to call it the McMichael! It鈥檚 going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
