Michelangelo jokes

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

What's bigger than the Milky Way?

Michael Jackson's nose.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.