Boys jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Bumpkin boy.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?