Boys jokes
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Area 51 be like:
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Bumpkin boy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?