Boys jokes

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.