Boys jokes

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson.

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

You like kissing boys, don't you?

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!