Boys Jokes

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

The image shows a text box stating "Girls: Ugh, I've got nothing to wear." Then, the word "Boys" is written below. Underneath, there are two side-by-side images of the same male character from the video game Fallout. The image on the left is labeled "2077" and shows a well-kept character. The right image is labeled "2287" and shows the character in a decayed state, however, the character is wearing the same outfit.

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.