Boys jokes
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Memes
Area 51 be like:
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”