Boys jokes
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙