harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
The boy was clapping, then he becomes clapped
what is the best whey to make friends with an America boy you bunch
Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
Q:why is saturn a boy planet ? A: because he has a nic ring to it
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
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A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
