Bowl jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.