Bowl jokes
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl of chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.