Bowl Jokes

i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube

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To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend 👫 when suddenly a man 🚶took all of our bowling pins! 🎳 I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant 😱. I instantly realized it was Penaldo 😡

What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls

my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"

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Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper

What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples the apples got picked

When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁

Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱

Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"