Bowl

Bowl Jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Blonde

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Gut

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Mom

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

Strike

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Momma

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Grape

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Baby

How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

Orphan

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Helen Keller

When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.

Light Bulb

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

Mama

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Airstrike

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Blonde

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.