Bowl jokes
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.