Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
