Bowl jokes
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.