Bowl jokes
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Super Bowl
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl of chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.