My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
what did the orphan say to the bowling ball? i am orphan😂😂 you are bwoling balll😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
