Bowl jokes
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."馃
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 馃槸馃惐
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 馃樁馃檧
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I鈥檝e had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 馃樄