Bowl jokes
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.