Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chilli in the bowl.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your mama so fat when her husband said let’s go to the Super Bowl she bought a spoon
Ur mom is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not."
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
What do you call a fish in a bowl.... fish bowl art at art art
Are u a chipotle bowl cus i wanna eat u out.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
your mom is so fat she played bowling with the planets.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
What do you eat out of?- A bowl