Bowl jokes
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.