Bowl jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Memes
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.