Bowl jokes
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."馃
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 馃槸馃惐
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 馃樁馃檧
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I鈥檝e had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.