Bought Jokes

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"

I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too

I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...I bought a Dalek egg timer recently... After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!

I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted