Bought Jokes

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.

I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.

I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

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When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...I bought a Dalek egg timer recently... After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!

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I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted