Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
if I were a cat I'd spend all nine of my lives with you
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
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Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
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What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
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I added Paul walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard
