My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
if I were a cat I'd spend all nine of my lives with you
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
I added Paul walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that you rude girl"
You: "Your mom gay lol"
