Bought memes

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.