Bought Jokes

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"

Why were the twin towers mad..... cause they bought a pepperoni pizza but they got plane

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying

"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.

A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.

Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.😐