Ethiopia jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Because I know they haven't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food??

Neither have they.