Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.