Ethiopia jokes
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
